A letter to my In-Laws about the family cabin

Hello Family, On the way home from Arizona we stopped off at Bryce Canyon and it was beautiful! Why didn't you guys tell me that it was near the family cabin? Duh is not an acceptable answer. The last time we went to the cabin I almost stepped on a rattle snake and we saw a bear. So naturally I associate the cabin with heat and death. Well OK, there are a few things I like about the cabin such as seeing how long certain family members can stay awake on ambien, card games, pineapple cookies, chocolate, hikes, the fish pond, chips, living off the grid and Nana's clever treasure hunts. Alright, to be fair, I guess, I associate the cabin with slight fondness and death. But now that can all change. I can now associate the cabin with slight fondness and Bryce Canyon (and death if my two year old is near the edge of a cliff). My six old, however, would never fall off a cliff at Bryce Canyon due to her extreme fear of heights. While we were coaxing her down a trail with a few drop offs she loudly proclaimed, "I wish I was never born to this family, I wish I still lived with Jesus". You guys have been holding out on me, Jill

Photos of Bryce Canyon, UT