My Commitment to Health

So about a year and a half ago I made a commitment to health. Daily use of essential oils (yes), green smoothies (yep), Bobs Red Mill everything (of course), juicing (you bet), do I have a specialty hand crank wheat grass juicer I borrowed from the neighbor and never gave back (check), sprouting (its on the to do list), Chia seeds and flax in everything (doesn't everyone do that?). So this morning I was supposed to go to a yoga class, but then I thought about the chair pose and decided against it. After all it is very rare that I only have one child with me (I am the mother of four girls) and I needed to go grocery shopping to get all my greens for the week. So off to the market I went. After loading up the car with groceries and heading home my car made a curious turn onto the freeway. I ended up in the In-N-Out burger parking lot at 10:35am. What the what?! I'd like the number 1 please. "Do you want cheese?" (yes) "Do you want onions?" (yes) "Do you want to switch out the soda for a shake?" (yes) So you know what would go really well with this meal? Sour gummies. Oh look, I see a Chevron station! Please tell me I'm not the only one who does this kind of stuff.